Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Buy this lady's snow!

She's auctioning off her snow on eBay! Check it out here! Tree not included.

Here's what she says:

END OF 2006 SNOW! We’re overstocked! All of it must go!
I’ve been authorized by my husband to begin the sell off ALL of our inventory! He’s tired of shoveling the stuff from place to place. It’s a winter blow out!
Here’s your chance to own genuine Colorado snow from Blizzard I and Blizzard II released in December 2006. (Blue spruce not included.) This is not the same boring powder snow you see in the ski areas…this is snow from the notoriously dry Front Range of Colorado. We NEVER get this much snow…ask any really old Colorado native.

What a memento! Especially for those of you who spent time in posh luxury at Denver’s weather-proof International Airport. Think of the stories you’ll be able to tell your children and grandchildren! Or those of you snow-deprived in places like Hawaii? Why should Alaska and Colorado have all the fun? You can have a piece of prime snow fall!

You can personally pick up your snow any time this week to avoid shipping and handling charges. Bring a dump truck and your own shovels. Otherwise, your snow will arrive in some sort of leak proof container…a jar? (We promise no yellow snow!) Sorry, positively no refunds. Quantities vary.

1 comment:

Raj said...

That's crazy.