Give it up for the dairy cows. They've done a terrific job this year. It must be their cud-chewing technique which sets them apart from ordinary dairy cows.
I have purchased 40 gallons of Tuscan Whole Milk and have replaced all of the water in my aquarium. My fish have never been happier!
Don't let the simplicity of it's container fool you. The contents are, simply put, the nectar of the gods.
I conducted some research on this product, and I am sad to report that no user manual is included, customer support is nonexistent at best, there is no warranty, and you have to buy the most basic accessories such as a fridge and the cookies.
While disappointed that I could not get gift wrapping for this item, I was truly impressed with it's staying power when used for dunking.
and my favorite:
Tuscan Whole Milk - Apply Directly To The Forehead! Tuscan Whole Milk - Apply Directly To The Forehead! Tuscan Whole Milk - Apply Directly To The Forehead!