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Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Date...
A Christmas tree is ready whenever you go to pick it up
A Christmas Tree won’t retaliate if you dump it after a month
You don’t need a clever line to pick up a Christmas tree
A Christmas tree doesn’t mind you looking under it
A Christmas tree doesn’t mind if you look at other trees
You don’t have to worry about who else has had your tree
A Christmas tree doesn’t object to exotic electrical appliances
A Christmas tree doesn’t think you’re a wacko if you find an artificial one in your closet
A Christmas tree doesn’t get upset if you tie it up, put it in your trunk, and take it home.
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